August 2010
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:$ <— See this here? Yeah, no body would ever have any use for that. What the fuck is it? It looks like an I-am-trying-to-look-displeased-but-some-bastard-drew-this-squiggle-over-my-mouth.-I-know-you-must-be-terribly-confused-right-now-and-I-apologize-for-this Face.
Is that just me or am I missing something :l
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:% THE HELL?! Even worse. Why do people use these impossible faces?!...
Mouth Wash.
I think it’s two words right? Hrm. GOOGLE TIME.
-Insert Jeopardy music here-
Just kidding. One word
MOUTHWASH**
So last night I was being super lazy. Like SUPER lazy. So much, that I didn’t want to brush my teeth because it would take to much work to walk upstairs and move a toothbrush back and forth on my...
Gettit? Gettittt? Ehh? :D
Lauren: My conscience called for it.
Kiana: I hate when consciences tell you what to do. Some of them are so pushy.
Lauren: I know
DO IT DO IT DO IT.
NOO I CAN'T.
I SAID DO IT.
NOOO
DOO I-
I DID IT. GOSH CALM DOWN.
Kiana: Mine is trying to overpower the rest of my innards. It tore my will power, limb from limb, and now it's going for my spleen.
Talk about internal conflict. Hehe.
Snakes are teaming up to kill me.
I swear to you. Snakes are teaming up to try and destroy me.
It all started one faithful day, a year or so back, when I was calmly sitting in Science class minding my own business, writing about biomes, or plant cells, or whatever ridiculously cool kids write about, and I saw my science teachers legs standing in front of my desk. I just assume he’s chillin’ and will move sooner or...
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a persistent one.”
– Albert Einstein
AFTER ALL THESE HOURS.
HIYA THERE.
So, I finally got a blog. I’ve blogspot was NOT cooperating with me and was taking advantage of my being-technologically-impairedness and that, my friend, is just unacceptable.
I was thinking about spamming it for revenge, but decided against it due to extreme fear on being arrested.
THEREFORE.
I just stared at it intensely for a couple of minutes, because that ALWAYS makes...
